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    Can` t cook!
    Who would like to get the cooking done from me. The guy can take me out for dining everyday. And in turn, I can satisfy his other needs.
  • Foul play! Foul play! This player is trying to distract the opponents attention. Won`t it be called cheating?
  • Stop looking ! Stop looking ! Don`t stare at my cock like this. It is too embarassing for me.
  • Notice in a Golf Club! Notice in a Golf Club! Some notices get a different meaning due to its improper wording. You better watch your balls if you visit this Club and you have the tendency of picking the balls.
  • Sports utility! Sports utility! Is she mounted on the seat or his tool is mounted on the seat? Look carefully.
  • Got Beer ? Got Beer ? Who doesn`t love beer. Even this little kid wants it. How do you think they puke so often>
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